Stranger in my own body #2

After I get one hiking boot on, I need a wee rest before I can start on the second.
My waist has gone the way of hieroglyphics.
I can't put my socks on standing up.
My dangly necklace keeps getting trapped between my boobs.
Last night I got up 5 times to pee.
I can't see my pubic hair without the aid of a mirror.

Just half way there....

19+3