Hmmm... I think I should be offended.

That's amazon for you. Well, my friend got offered his heart's desire on amazon. And here's me, trying to help out a friend by looking for a book on getting your baby to sleep and I get offered I can make you thin. Excuse me, I AM thin. And if that's not bad enough, I then get offered The Attachment Parenting Book. No, not my thing, you'll be surprised to hear. What a lot of tosh that is, don't start me....

Amazon, amazon, you know me not. I am an enigma.